A shoplifter was caught redhanded trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. 'Listen,' said the shoplifter, 'I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?'
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, 'This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?'
Crime

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