What is the fastest way to double your money?
By folding it in half
Money
I tried to pay for my burrito with a 2 bill at Taco Bell.
The manager thought it was fake because he didn't believe 2 bills existed.
Money
An old man offers a girl money to feel her breasts on the beach.
He keeps exclaiming 'OH MY GOD' while feeling her breasts because he realizes he doesn't have the money to pay her.
Money
A gang of counterfeiters print 18 notes using their new printing machine.
The barman in the Irish pub offers to change their 18 note into either 3 6 notes or 2 9 notes.
Money
When someone steals your identity and tries to give it back,
you know you're a really boring person.
Money
My friends and I were at a 'Ladies Night Club.'
I swiped my ATM card down the crack of the dancer's ass to grab the 80 bucks and went home!
Money
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
Fortunately, I love money.
Money
A man won the lottery and wanted to open an account at a stockbroker's office.
The man faced resistance due to his language but insisted on opening an account with the company.
Money
A lawyer was being pressured to donate to a charity over the phone because of his wealth.
The lawyer lists all the family members who need financial help, leaving the caller speechless.
Money
A man asked his wife to put all his money in the casket with him when he dies.
His wife wrote him a cheque instead, saying if he can cash it, he can spend it.
Money