A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a longtime resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the oldtimer inquiringly.

The oldtimer says, 'Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France.' The new man asked, 'What happened?' 'One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!'