When President Jaques Chirac retired from public life, the Australian ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honour. At the dinner table Carla Zampatti was talking with Madame Chirac.

Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years? A penis, replied Madame Chirac. A shocked hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next! Jaques Chirac leaned over to his wife and helped. Ma cherie, he said. I believe ze Australians pronounce zat word, 'Happiness!