During taxi, the crew of a US AIR departure flight to Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. The irate ground controller a female screamed, 'US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right on 'Charlie' taxiway you turned right on 'Delta'. Stop right there! I know it's difficult to tell the difference between C's D's, but get it right!'

Get ready for the punchline that's out of this world!