Three Scots and three Englishmen are traveling by train to a football match. The Scots buy only a single ticket while the Englishmen buy three tickets.
The Scots cram into a toilet together, and when the conductor asks for the ticket, they pass it through the door. The Englishmen, trying to copy the Scots, don't buy any tickets at all and hide in a different toilet. When a Scot knocks on their door and asks for the ticket, they are left dumbfounded.
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