Chuckle Chain

A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, 'Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself.'

Get ready for the punchline that's out of this world!

A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, 'Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself.'

'Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?' 'Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!'

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