A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, 'Sorry, pal. No pets allowed.' The man replied, 'This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see.'
The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. 'Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?' asked the bartender. The man replied, 'I don't know. I've only had him for seven years.'
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