Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, 'I'm sorry to hear about your loss.' Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, went on to describe the boat's faults in a hilarious way, causing the old lady to faint.
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