A lawyer is heading home in his limousine when he sees a group of people on the side of the highway. He tells the chauffeur to stop the car, goes over to them, and asks what they're doing.

The man says, 'We're poor, homeless, and starving. If we don't eat this grass we'll die of hunger!' The lawyer says, 'Come with me!' The man says, 'Please, let me bring my family.' The lawyer says, 'Sure, the more the merrier!' So they all pile into the limo. The man asks, 'I hate to ask, since you're being so nice, but where are we going?' The lawyer says, 'My groundskeeper is off sick. You can eat all the grass you want at my place!'