The sargeant was going over the schedule at the Army base. 'I'm sorry to report,' he said, 'that due to funding cuts, our exercises on the rifle range are going to be canceled for the fifth week in a row maybe for the rest of the year.' He flipped through his papers. 'Don't worry though, the semiannual physical fitness test is still on as planned.'

Get ready for the punchline that's out of this world!