There was a little boy who lived on a farm. He took over the chores for his dad and kicked the cow, pig, and chicken in the ass after feeding them.
When he asked for breakfast, his mother refused him milk for kicking the cow, bacon for kicking the pig, and an egg for kicking the chicken. His father walks in, having kicked the cat, and the boy asks his mother who should break the news to him.
Observational

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