A local bank is very pleased to announce that they are installing new Drivethru ATMs where their customers will be able withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. Male and Female procedures have been tailored to best reflect the behaviours of those particular groupings.

Procedure for male customers 1. Drive up to the ATM 2. Open the car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and press 'enter' 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Close window 7. Drive away. Procedure for female customers 1. Drive up to the ATM 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car with ATM 3. Restart stalled engine 4. Open the car window 5. Find handbag, empty all contents onto the passenger seat and locate card 6. Turn radio down end call on cell phone 7. Attempt to insert card into ATM 8. Open car door to allow easier access to ATM due to excessive distance from car to ATM 9. Insert card 10. Reinsert card the right way up 11. Ignore the sound of car horn from vehicle behind 12. Search contents of handbag on passenger seat to locate diary with PIN written on the inside back page under 'Date of Birth' 13. Enter PIN 14. Press 'cancel' and reenter PIN 15. Enter amount of cash required and check makeup in rear view mirror 16. Drum fingertips on steering wheel, look at ATM for one minute and then press 'enter' 17. Retrieve cash and receipt 18. Search contents of handbag on passenger seat to locate purse and place cash inside 19. Place receipt in back of cheque book 20. Recheck makeup 21. Drive forward two metres 22. Reverse back to ATM ignoring the sound of car horn from vehicle behind 23. Retrieve card 24. Search contents of handbag on passenger seat to locate card holder and place card in an empty slot 25. Drive two or three kilometres Release hand brake