A little boy goes to the local mall to see Santa. When Santa asks the little boy what he wants for Christmas, the little boy replies, 'I don't know.'
So Santa starts spelling out different gift ideas by pushing the boy's nose for each letter. BIKE. CAT. After running out of ideas, Santa asks the boy again. The little boy responds, 'I want some PUSSY, and I know you have some because I can smell it on your fingers.'
Holiday

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