An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

Are you a real cowboy? she asked. The cowboy replied, Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am. After a short while he asked her what she was. I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women, said the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, Are you a real cowboy? The cowboy replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.