Three guys get to heaven, Bob, Larry and Bill, and before they enter St. Peter warns them 'whatever you do don't ever, ever, step on a duck. Once one quacks, they all do, and they make a terrible racket'.
Bill hadn't stepped on a duck since he had gotten into heaven, then one day an angel comes up to him and chains a beautiful supermodel to him. He asked her why she was there and she turned to him and said, 'I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.'
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