Have you ever worked in an office where someone insisted upon listening to their voice mail using the speaker phone at full volume, naturally?

I found a fairly easy fix for that, though. I have my wife call his desk when he's not there and leave a message like 'Hi, this is Candy from 1900HOTBABE. You haven't paid for the 'toys' we sent you, you naughty boy. You wouldn't want me to come over there and spank you, would you?' It is the last time you hear that particular speaker phone, I can assure you.