Featured Jokes
A clever student, Little Johnny, answers a teacher's question with an unexpected twist, impressing her with his creative thinking. Emboldened, he asks the teacher a question in return, 'Three women are eating ice cream cones - one licking, one biting, and one sucking. Which one is married?'
The teacher, expecting a tricky question, makes an incorrect assumption, and Johnny reveals the simple answer, 'The one with the wedding ring!'
A police officer stops a car for speeding and is surprised to find four penguins buckled up in the back seat. He asks the driver, “Why do you have penguins in your car?” The driver responds, “I’m taking them to the zoo!”
The next day, the officer sees the same car speeding again, but now the penguins are wearing sunglasses and beach hats. He pulls the car over and exclaims, “I thought you were taking these penguins to the zoo!” The driver smiles and says, “We did go to the zoo yesterday, and today they wanted to hit the beach!”
A man seeking a conversational companion enters a pet store and inquires about talkative parrots. The cashier directs him to a colorful parrot, boasting, 'This one's a real chatterbox!'
The parrot surprises him with a witty response, 'Hello there! And welcome to Parrot Tech Support, how may I assist you today?' It then showcases its talents by singing opera, breakdancing, and solving complex calculus problems, culminating in the punchline, 'The answer is (x = -b ± √(b^2 - 4ac) / 2a), for all your polynomial needs!'
A young boy is sitting in class when the teacher asks, "If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Sarah, and $5 to Emily, what would you have?"
The boy thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, an empty wallet and three disappointed girlfriends!"
A curious father asks his son about his day at school, and the son enthusiastically shares his lesson on evolution, tracing the journey from fish to humans.
The father presses for more information, and the son, after a moment's thought, innocently reveals the punchline, 'It all started with Adam and Eve...'
A man walked into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender, astonished, asked, "What's with the duck?" The duck quacked, "I'm here to get some drinks and quack some jokes!"
So, the bartender decided to indulge them. "Alright, what's your first joke?" The duck replied, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The bartender sighed, "I don't know, why?" The duck chuckled, "To prove it wasn't chicken!" The bartender smirked and served them a round of drinks.